Drunken Pirate Stache Wax from Topher&
Stache Wax from Topher&

Drunken Pirate | Premium Stache Wax


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1 oz screw-top container | Handcrafted in small batches in Brantford, Ontario

Cera Alba (Beeswax) | Provides hold and structure

Lanolin | Waterproofs while deep conditioning and adds pliability

Orbignya Oleifera (Babassu) Seed Oil | Softens hair and adds lightweight moisture

Cannabis Sativa (Hemp) Seed Oil | Strengthens hair and promotes shine

Fragrance | Topher’s signature Bay Rum blend (clove-free)

💈 Classic Bay Rum with a Rebel Twist

Inspired by the swagger of old-school barbershops and sea-faring scoundrels, this stache wax delivers a bold, masculine scent without the overpowering clove. Smooth notes of bay laurel, patchouli, and citrus create a confident aroma that lingers without shouting. Women tend to lean in closer — you've been warned.

Not your average Stache Wax.


💪 Why You’ll Love It

Bay Rum-Inspired Scent – With a rebellious twist: citrus + patchouli, no clove
Medium to Strong Hold – Keeps your style locked in all day
Conditioning Formula – Hemp oil and lanolin nourish while you style
Petroleum-Free – Clean ingredients, no greasy residue
Adds Shine – For a well-groomed, polished look
Handcrafted in Brantford, Ontario – Made in small batches for quality


🧼 How to Use

Scrape out a pea-sized amount, warm between fingers, and work evenly into your mustache. Shape and style as desired. Add a touch more if you need firmer hold or extra control.


🛡️ Skin Safety First

Formulated to be gentle, but always patch test before full use—especially if you’re sensitive to essential oils or botanical extracts.


📜 Full Ingredient List:

Available by clicking the 💈 Specs and Ingredients tab on the right side of the page.


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