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Dirty Apple | Premium Beard Balm

Dirty Apple | Premium Beard Balm


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2 oz | Packaged in a recyclable screw-top metal tin

Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter | Deeply nourishes and conditions

Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter | Adds richness and skin-softening benefits

Beeswax (Cera Alba) | Locks in moisture and provides natural hold

Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Oil | Lightweight hydration and antioxidant support

Cannabis Sativa (Hemp) Seed Oil | Moisturizes and helps strengthen hair

Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil | Soothes skin and adds glide

Oryza Sativa (Rice) Bran Oil | Conditions and protects skin barrier

Fragrance (Parfum) | Custom Dirty Apple scent blend

Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil | Mimics natural sebum and balances skin

Tocopherol | Natural Vitamin E for antioxidant protection

Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Extract | Natural preservative and skin soother

🍏 Sweet, Spiced & Unexpectedly Addictive

This ain’t your average apple. Dirty Apple is a bold, house-crafted blend of apple moonshine, patchouli, mulled cider, and a hint of warm apple pie. One moment it’s sweet and crisp, the next it’s smoky and earthy—an evolving scent journey that’s anything but basic.

Fruity. Rugged. Irresistible. It’s fall with an edge.


✨ Why You’ll Love It

Multi-layered scent that shifts throughout the day
Fruity but rugged—balanced apple, spice, and earth
Medium hold to shape and tame without stiffness
Nourishing formula to hydrate and soften your beard


💈 How to Use

Scoop a small amount with the back of your thumbnail and warm between your palms.
Massage into your beard and skin, then comb or brush to style and shape.

💡 Pro Tip: Layer with our Dirty Apple Beard Oil for longer-lasting scent and deep conditioning.


🛡️ Skin Safety First

Formulated to be gentle and effective, but always perform a patch test before full use, especially if you’re sensitive to essential oils or natural butters.


📜 Full Ingredient List:

Available by clicking the 💈 Specs and Ingredients tab on the right side of the page.

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