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Drunken Pirate | Premium Beard Oil


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30 ml glass amber bottle | keeps damaging UV light out to extend the life of the oil

Glass Dropper | won't degrade like plastic would which would seep into your product

Grape Seed Oil | reduces dry skin while strengthening the hair shaft

Sweet Almond Oil | reduces dry skin and dandruff and itch

Jojoba Oil | locks in moisture all along the hair shaft

Hemp Seed Oil | seals moisture into the hair follicles

Rice Bran Oil | UV protection, shine, and thickening of the hair shaft

Vitamin E | antioxidant properties and shine

Rosemary Leaf CO2 Extract | powerful antioxidant for the skin and a product preservative.

Phthalate, paraben , and CMR free fragrances or essential oils

🏴☠️ Bold, Spicy, and Smooth as Rum

Set sail with confidence. Drunken Pirate is a fresh take on the timeless Bay Rum scent—no clove, just crisp bay laurel, deep patchouli, and a splash of citrus to brighten the blend. Inspired by vintage barbershops and modern mischief, this scent is as classic as it is captivating.


✨ Why You’ll Love It

Classic & Clean – A barbershop-inspired scent that never goes out of style
Spice Without Clove – Bay laurel and patchouli bring bold, warm depth
Bright & Balanced – Citrus notes keep things light and fresh
Irresistibly Masculine – Subtle enough for daily wear, bold enough to leave an impression


💧 Hydration & Conditioning in Every Drop

Our beard oil is more than just fragrance—it’s a powerhouse of six carefully selected natural oils that:

🌿 Strengthen & Soften – Nourish and fortify beard hair
💦 Moisturize & Hydrate – Soothe dry, irritated skin
Eliminate Beard Itch & Flakes – Keep your beard healthy and comfortable

Lightweight, non-greasy, and ideal for daily use.


🛡️ Skin Safety First

Formulated to be mild and gentle, but always perform a patch test before full use, especially if you have sensitivities to essential oils.
Discontinue if irritation occurs.


📜 Full Ingredient List:

Available by clicking the 💈 Specs and Ingredients tab on the right side of the page.

🏴☠️ Bold, Spicy, and Smooth as Rum

Set sail with confidence. Drunken Pirate is a fresh take on the timeless Bay Rum scent—no clove, just crisp bay laurel, deep patchouli, and a splash of citrus to brighten the blend. Inspired by vintage barbershops and modern mischief, this scent is as classic as it is captivating.


✨ Why You’ll Love It

Classic & Clean – A barbershop-inspired scent that never goes out of style
Spice Without Clove – Bay laurel and patchouli bring bold, warm depth
Bright & Balanced – Citrus notes keep things light and fresh
Irresistibly Masculine – Subtle enough for daily wear, bold enough to leave an impression


💧 Hydration & Conditioning in Every Drop

Our beard oil is more than just fragrance—it’s a powerhouse of six carefully selected natural oils that:

🌿 Strengthen & Soften – Nourish and fortify beard hair
💦 Moisturize & Hydrate – Soothe dry, irritated skin
Eliminate Beard Itch & Flakes – Keep your beard healthy and comfortable

Lightweight, non-greasy, and ideal for daily use.


🛡️ Skin Safety First

Formulated to be mild and gentle, but always perform a patch test before full use, especially if you have sensitivities to essential oils.
Discontinue if irritation occurs.


📜 Full Ingredient List:

Available by clicking the 💈 Specs and Ingredients tab on the right side of the page.

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Jocelyn
I don't have a beard but....

My dad loves this stuff. I bought it for Christmas as a gift and he just bought a new order for himself. Not much I get he re-buys for himself. He also rants an raves about it. I don't have a beard myself, but I know I will get it for everyone that I know who does.

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Pat Owen
Drunken Pirate Oil

These products are amazing. The oil paired with the butter 💯. My beard looks, feels and smells great. I'm constantly getting beard envy from the guys..lol..and women love the scent. Thanks for making these products. 🍻

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Aaron Marsh
Amazing

Smells amazing. Leaves my beard shiny and soft AF.. PLUS.. THE COMMENTS I GET FROM THE LADIES👍🏼👍🏼

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Heather Curtis
Smells soo damn good

I keep buying this for my man. I can’t stop sniffing him. He smells so damn good! 🫠

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P.O.
Drunken Pirate Oil

This stuff is amazing, the Oil paired with the butter makes my skin and beard look and feel great. Whichever scent you choose same results. But Drunken Pirate is a big hit with the ladies 💯 😉.


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