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Drunken Pirate | Premium Beard Oil


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30 ml glass amber bottle | keeps damaging UV light out to extend the life of the oil

Glass Dropper | won't degrade like plastic would which would seep into your product

Grape Seed Oil | reduces dry skin while strengthening the hair shaft

Sweet Almond Oil | reduces dry skin and dandruff and itch

Jojoba Oil | locks in moisture all along the hair shaft

Hemp Seed Oil | seals moisture into the hair follicles

Rice Bran Oil | UV protection, shine, and thickening of the hair shaft

Vitamin E | antioxidant properties and shine

Rosemary Leaf CO2 Extract | powerful antioxidant for the skin and a product preservative.

Phthalate, paraben , and CMR free fragrances or essential oils

🏴☠️ Bold, Spicy, and Smooth as Rum

Set sail with confidence. Drunken Pirate is a fresh take on the timeless Bay Rum scent—no clove, just crisp bay laurel, deep patchouli, and a splash of citrus to brighten the blend. Inspired by vintage barbershops and modern mischief, this scent is as classic as it is captivating.


✨ Why You’ll Love It

Classic & Clean – A barbershop-inspired scent that never goes out of style
Spice Without Clove – Bay laurel and patchouli bring bold, warm depth
Bright & Balanced – Citrus notes keep things light and fresh
Irresistibly Masculine – Subtle enough for daily wear, bold enough to leave an impression


💧 Hydration & Conditioning in Every Drop

Our beard oil is more than just fragrance—it’s a powerhouse of six carefully selected natural oils that:

🌿 Strengthen & Soften – Nourish and fortify beard hair
💦 Moisturize & Hydrate – Soothe dry, irritated skin
Eliminate Beard Itch & Flakes – Keep your beard healthy and comfortable

Lightweight, non-greasy, and ideal for daily use.


🛡️ Skin Safety First

Formulated to be mild and gentle, but always perform a patch test before full use, especially if you have sensitivities to essential oils.
Discontinue if irritation occurs.


📜 Full Ingredient List:

Available by clicking the 💈 Specs and Ingredients tab on the right side of the page.

🏴☠️ Bold, Spicy, and Smooth as Rum

Set sail with confidence. Drunken Pirate is a fresh take on the timeless Bay Rum scent—no clove, just crisp bay laurel, deep patchouli, and a splash of citrus to brighten the blend. Inspired by vintage barbershops and modern mischief, this scent is as classic as it is captivating.


✨ Why You’ll Love It

Classic & Clean – A barbershop-inspired scent that never goes out of style
Spice Without Clove – Bay laurel and patchouli bring bold, warm depth
Bright & Balanced – Citrus notes keep things light and fresh
Irresistibly Masculine – Subtle enough for daily wear, bold enough to leave an impression


💧 Hydration & Conditioning in Every Drop

Our beard oil is more than just fragrance—it’s a powerhouse of six carefully selected natural oils that:

🌿 Strengthen & Soften – Nourish and fortify beard hair
💦 Moisturize & Hydrate – Soothe dry, irritated skin
Eliminate Beard Itch & Flakes – Keep your beard healthy and comfortable

Lightweight, non-greasy, and ideal for daily use.


🛡️ Skin Safety First

Formulated to be mild and gentle, but always perform a patch test before full use, especially if you have sensitivities to essential oils.
Discontinue if irritation occurs.


📜 Full Ingredient List:

Available by clicking the 💈 Specs and Ingredients tab on the right side of the page.


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