Dark bottle of Tophers Beard Co. Drunken Pirate Cologne Spray with a clear spray nozzle and a white label featuring its Bay Rum and citrus scent profile, photographed against a rustic wooden background, emphasizing its creation in Brantford, Ontario, Canada.

Drunken Pirate | Premium Cologne Spray


Regular price$19.00
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126 ml Bottle | Convenient spray nozzle

Purified Water | Base for the spray

Hamamelis Virginiana Distillate (Witch Hazel) | Skin-soothing astringent

Fragrance | Paraben- and phthalate-free Bay Rum fragrance blend

Polysorbate 20 | Helps blend ingredients

Glycerin (Vegetable) | Skin moisturizer

Propylene Glycol (and) Diazolidinyl Urea (and) Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate | Germall Plus Preservative

🌊 Experience the Allure of a Timeless Bay Rum Classic

Set sail with Drunken Pirate, our modern take on the legendary Bay Rum fragrance. This bold, barbershop-inspired scent blends Bay Laurel, earthy Patchouli, and a splash of Mixed Citrus—all without the overpowering clove. The result? A crisp, masculine cologne that’s nostalgic, refined, and irresistibly fresh.

A scent that turns heads and pulls people in—whether you're navigating open waters or just owning the room.


✨ Why You’ll Love It

Masculine & Fresh – Bay Laurel and Patchouli in perfect balance
Citrus Brightness – Mixed citrus adds a clean, invigorating lift
Timeless Appeal – Inspired by vintage barbershop elegance
Clove-Free Formula – Classic Bay Rum without the bite
Irresistibly Alluring – Known to attract compliments (and company)


🧴 How to Use

Shake well before each use. Spray onto pulse points, skin, or hair—avoiding eyes and mouth. Patch test on clothing and fabrics before full application.


⚠️ Skin Safety First

For external use only. Always perform a patch test to check for allergies or sensitivity. Discontinue if irritation occurs.


📜 Full Ingredient List:

Available by clicking the 🧴 Specs and Ingredients tab on the right side of the page.

Customer Reviews

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T.
Nice fresh scent

Smells fresh and a little bit sweet, lasts fairly long time. Great value for the price!

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Carol
Best product

This is the go to for me. Love the product and great value

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Aaron Marsh
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Love the way I smell.. but most importantly.. love the way woman that gets close to me.. don't let go..

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Carlos A De Medeiros
Unbelievable!!

Dude this is my new favorite cologne. The scent is amazing and magical lol i don't know how else to put it. If you want a someone to notice you then you best smell like this drunken pirate!


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