🏴☠️ Bold Bay Rum for the Modern Rogue
Set sail with the scent of adventure.
Drunken Pirate is our clove-free Bay Rum blend—reminiscent of old-school barber shops and brimming with masculine confidence. Notes of Bay Laurel, Patchouli, and Mixed Citrus come together in a rugged, spicy profile that’s anything but ordinary.
✨ Why You’ll Love It
✅ Fresh & Masculine – Inspired by classic barbershop Bay Rum
✅ Irresistibly Bold – Citrus and spice with an earthy finish
✅ Subtly Seductive – Women will want to lean in closer
💪 Deep Conditioning Without the Weight
Facial-hair-loving Hemp Seed, Babassu, and Shea butters meet skin-soothing oils like Jojoba, Avocado, and Hemp to deliver the perfect balance between moisture and softness.
This butter is softer than our balm, offering little to no hold, making it ideal for shorter beards or nighttime use when you don't need styling power—just nourishment.
🛡️ Gentle Yet Effective
Mild enough for children and those with sensitive skin, but we always recommend a patch test before full use, as this product may contain natural allergens.
📜 Full Ingredient List:
Available by clicking the 💈Specs and Ingredients tab on the right side of the page.