"Go the F**k to Sleep" Bubble Bath by Tophers Soap Co.: SLS and paraben-free, with Lavender and Chamomile for a peaceful bath. Made in Canada.
Go the F**k to Sleep - Lavender + Chamomile | Small Batch Bubble Bath

Go the F**k to Sleep - Lavender + Chamomile | Small Batch Bubble Bath


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384 ml | Small Batch | SLS-Free | Long-Lasting Bubbles

Deionized Water | Base

Cocamidopropyl Betaine | Gentle Foaming Agent

Sodium C14-16 Olefin Sulfonate | Cleanser

Sodium Lauryl Sulfoacetate | Foaming Agent (SLS-Free)

Disodium Laureth Sulfosuccinate | Mild Cleanser

Cucumis Sativus (Cucumber) Seed Extract | Skin Soothing

Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract | Calming Agent

Glycerin | Humectant, Hydrates Skin

Sodium Gluconate | Natural Chelator

Phenoxyethanol | Preservative

Caprylyl Glycol | Skin Conditioning Agent

Citric Acid | pH Balancer

CI 77007, CI 16035 | Colorants

🛏️ Bubbles, Botanicals & a Prayer for Bedtime Peace

Does your adorable child turn into a full-blown gremlin every night at 8 PM?
You’re not alone. Between 27 fake water requests, 6 “just one more snack” pleas, and a bathroom routine that rivals a royal procession—bedtime is war. And Topher’s here to arm you with a secret weapon.

Go the F**k to Sleep Bubble Bath is scented with Lavender and Chamomile, known for calming even the most feral of toddlers (and their sleep-deprived parents). It creates mounds of soft, soothing bubbles—and with any luck, knocks your kid out faster than a bedtime story read in Morgan Freeman’s voice.

And when they finally do pass out?
You get your reward: silence, wine, and a long, glorious soak of your own.


✨ Why You’ll Love It

Lavender + Chamomile scent—for calming children and your nerves
384 ml bottle—enough to survive a few napless Tuesdays
SLS-free, paraben-free, and gentle AF
Packed with chamomile, cucumber & glycerin
The parenting tool you didn’t know you needed


🛁 How to Use

Dump in a cap (or three), run warm water, and throw your tiny monster into the tub.
Pro tip: Works even better if you pretend bedtime is a game you don’t want them to win.


🛡️ Skin Safety First

Formulated with gentle, soothing ingredients for sensitive skin—whether that skin belongs to your child or your exhausted, wine-clutching self.
Still, we recommend a patch test for first-timers. No surprises at bedtime.


📜 Full Ingredient List:

Available by clicking the 🛁 Specs and Ingredients tab on the right side of the page.


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