🛏️ Bubbles, Botanicals & a Prayer for Bedtime Peace
Does your adorable child turn into a full-blown gremlin every night at 8 PM?
You’re not alone. Between 27 fake water requests, 6 “just one more snack” pleas, and a bathroom routine that rivals a royal procession—bedtime is war. And Topher’s here to arm you with a secret weapon.
Go the F**k to Sleep Bubble Bath is scented with Lavender and Chamomile, known for calming even the most feral of toddlers (and their sleep-deprived parents). It creates mounds of soft, soothing bubbles—and with any luck, knocks your kid out faster than a bedtime story read in Morgan Freeman’s voice.
And when they finally do pass out?
You get your reward: silence, wine, and a long, glorious soak of your own.
✨ Why You’ll Love It
✅ Lavender + Chamomile scent—for calming children and your nerves
✅ 384 ml bottle—enough to survive a few napless Tuesdays
✅ SLS-free, paraben-free, and gentle AF
✅ Packed with chamomile, cucumber & glycerin
✅ The parenting tool you didn’t know you needed
🛁 How to Use
Dump in a cap (or three), run warm water, and throw your tiny monster into the tub.
Pro tip: Works even better if you pretend bedtime is a game you don’t want them to win.
🛡️ Skin Safety First
Formulated with gentle, soothing ingredients for sensitive skin—whether that skin belongs to your child or your exhausted, wine-clutching self.
Still, we recommend a patch test for first-timers. No surprises at bedtime.
📜 Full Ingredient List:
Available by clicking the 🛁 Specs and Ingredients tab on the right side of the page.