🧂 A Whole Lotta Sass, Just Enough Salt
Every ride-or-die crew has one—that salty legend who's 90% sarcasm, 10% chaos, and 100% lovable.
Whether you're sending this to your bestie or anonymously dropping a hint, SALTY BITCH is the ultimate way to say, I love you, but you're a handful.
It’s cheeky. It’s fizzy. And it’s loaded with just the right amount of attitude.
✨ Why You’ll Love It
✅ Hand-Painted and Handcrafted – Made with sarcasm and skill in Brantford, Ontario
✅ Skin-Softening Formula – Sweet almond oil and kaolin clay pamper your skin
✅ Swirling Bath Art – Hidden color embeds create a colorful, salty spectacle
✅ Unapologetically Sassy – Perfect for NSFW gifting (or treating yourself)
✅ Ships Anonymously – Because sometimes subtlety isn’t the move 😏
🛁 How to Use
Toss this salty queen into a warm bath and let her melt your stress away.
Fizz, foam, fragrance, and fabulousness all included.
🛡️ Skin Safety First
Formulated to be gentle on most skin types, but a patch test is always smart before full use.
Discontinue use if irritation occurs.
📜 Full Ingredient List
Available by clicking the 🛁 Specs and Ingredients tab on the right side of the page.