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FUCK IT, MY LAST BATH | Hand Painted Toaster Bath Bomb
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FUCK IT, MY LAST BATH | Hand Painted Toaster Bath Bomb


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285 g | Hand Painted | Oversized Foaming Bath Bomb

Sodium Bicarbonate | Fizzing agent that softens bath water

Citric Acid | Creates fizzing reaction when combined with water

Magnesium Sulfate (Epsom Salt) | Soothes sore muscles

Fragrance | Various

Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil | Moisturizes and conditions skin

Polysorbate 80 | Helps disperse oils and colors evenly

Sodium Lauryl Sulfoacetate (SLSa) | Provides rich, gentle foam

Zea Mays (Corn) Starch | Softens and soothes skin

Kaolin Clay | Gently detoxifies and adds slip to water

Mica, CI45100, Oxide | Adds vivid color and shimmer

🔥 When You’re One Bad Email Away From Snapping

Ever fantasized about tossing a toaster in the tub—but settled for self-care instead?
FUCK IT, MY LAST BATH is here for those gloriously unhinged moments when life’s a mess and you just need to melt down in style and want a damn soak with a side of spite.

This hand-painted, toaster-shaped bomb is a 285 g meltdown of sarcasm, sass, and swirling bath art. Scented in a rotating lineup of fragrances (and mild existential dread), this is your official permission slip to drop out—of your responsibilities—for at least 30 minutes.


✨ Why You’ll Love It

Massive 285 g Size – Big enough to match your mood
Toaster-Shaped & Hand-Painted – Because subtlety is overrated
Hidden Color Embeds – Watch chaos unfold in the tub
Skin-Softening Formula – Because even breakdowns deserve hydration
Smells Better Than Your Life Feels – A rotating scent lineup with maximum attitude
Handcrafted in Brantford, Ontario – With love, sarcasm, and probably a few tears


🛁 How to Use

Toss the toaster (you know, this one) into a warm bath and watch it fizz, foam, and unravel—just like your last nerve.
Pro tip: Light a candle, pour a stiff drink, and perfect your “out of office” stare into the void.


🛡️ Skin Safety First

Formulated to be gentle on your skin, even if the name isn’t.
We recommend a patch test before full use—especially if you're having a week.
Discontinue if irritation occurs—or if your cat judges you too hard.


📜 Full Ingredient List:

Available by clicking the 🛁 Specs and Ingredients tab on the right side of the page.

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