🔥 When You’re One Bad Email Away From Snapping
Ever fantasized about tossing a toaster in the tub—but settled for self-care instead?
FUCK IT, MY LAST BATH is here for those gloriously unhinged moments when life’s a mess and you just need to melt down in style and want a damn soak with a side of spite.
This hand-painted, toaster-shaped bomb is a 285 g meltdown of sarcasm, sass, and swirling bath art. Scented in a rotating lineup of fragrances (and mild existential dread), this is your official permission slip to drop out—of your responsibilities—for at least 30 minutes.
✨ Why You’ll Love It
✅ Massive 285 g Size – Big enough to match your mood
✅ Toaster-Shaped & Hand-Painted – Because subtlety is overrated
✅ Hidden Color Embeds – Watch chaos unfold in the tub
✅ Skin-Softening Formula – Because even breakdowns deserve hydration
✅ Smells Better Than Your Life Feels – A rotating scent lineup with maximum attitude
✅ Handcrafted in Brantford, Ontario – With love, sarcasm, and probably a few tears
🛁 How to Use
Toss the toaster (you know, this one) into a warm bath and watch it fizz, foam, and unravel—just like your last nerve.
Pro tip: Light a candle, pour a stiff drink, and perfect your “out of office” stare into the void.
🛡️ Skin Safety First
Formulated to be gentle on your skin, even if the name isn’t.
We recommend a patch test before full use—especially if you're having a week.
Discontinue if irritation occurs—or if your cat judges you too hard.
📜 Full Ingredient List:
Available by clicking the 🛁 Specs and Ingredients tab on the right side of the page.