☕ Espresso Boldness in Every Swipe (Limited Run – Get It While You Can!)
Whether you’re a coffee addict or just someone who appreciates that rich, roasted aroma—this one's for you. Wake the Fuck Up Beard Balm captures the invigorating scent of fresh-brewed espresso without the risk of scalding your face. Just bold coffee vibes, right where you want them.
⚠️ Heads Up: This scent is being discontinued once current stock is gone. If it's one of your favourites, now’s the time to grab an extra tin (or three)!
✨ Why You’ll Love It
✅ Strong & Energizing – Smells like a shot of pure espresso
✅ Perfect for Mornings – Wake up your routine with a bold scent hit
✅ Warm & Comforting – That rich café aroma we all know and love
✅ No Burn, Just Balm – A smooth blend that perks you up, not your skin
💧 Moisture, Hold & Conditioning in Every Tin
Topher’s Wake the Fuck Up Beard Balm is made with performance-driven ingredients that care for both beard and skin:
🌿 Canadian Beeswax – Locks in moisture and adds styling structure
🥥 Exotic Butters – Nourish hair without greasy residue
💦 Six Natural Oils – Hydrate both beard hair and skin underneath
🔐 Medium Hold – Tames unruly whiskers with natural flexibility
🛠️ Handcrafted Quality
Each tin is made in Brantford, Ontario in small batches for quality, consistency, and freshness you can count on.
🛡️ Gentle Yet Effective
Our formula is gentle enough for daily use and most skin types. As always, a patch test is recommended before full application. Discontinue use if irritation occurs.
📜 Full Ingredient List:
Available by clicking the 💈Specs and Ingredients tab on the right side of the page.